Mr. Static to Ms. Kinetic

Once upon a time there was a static. It had a dream which was a static dream. In it, there was one communication, one message. It said you are basically kinetic. This was obviously not true but it afforded the possibility to talk to the kinetic as there must be some common reality. There really wasn’t. But in the static’s dream was a kinetic. The kinetic started talking but the static stopped it instantly. As there is no motion in a static dream. So the kinetic could not move in the static’s dream or it would upset the static no end. Finally the dream ended statically because the kinetic gave the ghost and became static. They never talked again. How could they?

ref. Scientology 8-80 where Hubbard states that the static and the kinetic of MEST interplay and produce energy.