Scientology Axiom 1: LIFE IS BASICALLY A STATIC. Definition: A life static has no mass, no motion, no wavelength, no location in space or in time. It has the ability to postulate and to perceive.
A life static thus has all defining characteristics of non-life. Life characteristics are dynamic such as are metabolism, growth, reproduction, action and response to stimuli.
Life based on non-life requires a course in miracles or strict training in modern science, where whole universes appear spontaneously out of nowhere, by chance, for no reason.
Therefore we propose the following correction to rescue scientology from non-intelligibility.
LIFE IS BASICALLY A SINGULARITY
Definition: A singularity has no mass, no location in space, nor in time, but it contains all the frequencies of the tone scale, it can think and perceive.